u neva knew i am leaving in nightmares whenever i think of things u told me to do. u neva knew da feeling inside me. all u know is to make me do things which pleases u. why cant i jus make u understand i DUN WAN and NEVA WAN to do those stuffs. i reali feel as though i running out of breath. alrite i guess im being a drama-mama here. BUT TATS DA TRUTH ! i reali dunno how to put things clear to you. letting things go reali gives u much more space for breathing howeva its comes along wid a little pain. confusion kills a person. its killing me now.
i wan to be a kiddy. i reali do. i wun have worries! i can jus play as time goes by! i miss my brother ...
anyway here's a little joke of da day:
WIFE VS HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God
made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid! so I would be attracted to you!"
WHO DOES ! WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking? around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need? his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting? to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
Before the masterpiece !
SHARE THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A
LAUGH AND TO MEN? YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT
i wan to be a kiddy. i reali do. i wun have worries! i can jus play as time goes by! i miss my brother ...
anyway here's a little joke of da day:
WIFE VS HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several
miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we
have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God
made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid! so I would be attracted to you!"
WHO DOES ! WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking? around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages that it indeed says.......... "HEBREWS"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need? his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting? to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
Before the masterpiece !
SHARE THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A
LAUGH AND TO MEN? YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT

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